In defense of the above detour into more mainstream titling, Rihanna's "Disturbia" is the most Lovecraftian Top 40 hit ever. She really needed to throw in a verse about the Old Ones, or a little "wgah'nagl fhtagn", but I suppose some concessions must be made to the powers behind the charts. Ryan Seacrest is a jealous, thirsty god ( Read more... )